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It was Sunday morning. Chris Packham was tenderly arranging his collection of fossils when he noticed a shadow of a man. He became tense. He had been warned that this day would come. It was Terry Nutkins.

"Nutkins," said Packham through clenched teeth.

"Yes," said Nutkins. He was still sporting the same hairstyle he had made famous back in the days of the Really Wild Show: long at the back and sides and bald on top.

Nutkins roared and launched himself at Packham.

"Animal!" he shouted.

Packham grabbed the length of hair at the back of Nutkins' balding head. Pulling it like a bell chain made Nutkins' eyebrows rise comically - the perfect opportunity for Packham to sink his teeth into his opponent's neck.

"Batman!" shouted Nutkins, the pain making him screw his eyes shut. He struggled free. It was time for revenge.

"Jet ski!" he said, drawing his hands in front of his face in a kung fu pose. Twirling his hands like the rotor blades of a jet ski, he charged at Packham. His old hands were sharp and bony and cut into Packham's face like a set of kitchen knives.

Packham was dead. Terry Nutkins brushed himself off and lit a Marlboro.

"Fuck you, Chris Packham," he said, drawing the smoke deep within his lungs. "Fuck you."

The references to bats and jet skis are both based on Wikipedia based research: Chris Packham, Terry Nutkins