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Chris Packham and Terry Nutkins: The Fight

Former Really Wild Show host Chris Packham is at home with his fossils, when a sudden encounter from his past leads to unnecessary violence... (10 Jun 2008) 

Malone Has a Visitor

J.D. Malone is an unhappy private detective. But a surprise female visitor diverts him from an otherwise regular day at the office... (7 Mar 2008) 

The Apple and the Postman

A story. (23 Jan 2008) 

My Socks Life

The development from odd to matching socks. (12 Jan 2008) 

Casual Dad's blog entries

Redhill's most chilled out middle aged man blogs on his personal victories and pet peeves. (30 Apr - 9 Sep 2007) 

The Vegans

A true story of my two weeks living with a vegan couple in the Pyrenees. Not too bad, you might think. But this couple had some strange ideas... (16 Aug 2007) 

Notes From the Blueberry Files

When a unicycling bear crosses paths with Olympic athlete Linford Christie, the police become involved. (4 May 2007) 

Break a Leg, Garf

Now a bitter alcoholic, Art Garfunkel reminisces about his part in the most successful folk duo of all time. But a surprise phone call signals the start of a new life... (22 Apr 2007) 

Gamelan T. Studebaker: Hungry For Gold

Gamelan, an ordinary man in the grip of a magical force, goes on a wild pursuit of gold. Why? All is revealed in this three part story... (22 Oct 2006)